Breakin' The Law'I'd taken some mushrooms in a pub,' writes Allen Smithee, 'and things had got a bit odd. People turning into goblins, barstools into toadstools etc. I wandered off from my friends and found myself in a carpark. I noticed a huge liquorice allsort driving towards me and Bertie Basset got out. I kinda realised that Bertie was a policeman and my brain went into paranoid fast forward. I decided that I must be being arrested and said, "I'll just get in the back of your car, Officer" Bertie looked at me with disgust, "Not bleeding likely sunshine. Just piss off home ok?"'
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rob, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:34)
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Then there was the timeOn a piss-up week up north. We were all sitting on the common smoking weed, not realising we were right in front of the Local Police station. I only realised when I went to relieve myself on a tree which was directly oustide the place. Definately put me out of my stream...
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Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 21:01,
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