Breakin' The Law'I'd taken some mushrooms in a pub,' writes Allen Smithee, 'and things had got a bit odd. People turning into goblins, barstools into toadstools etc. I wandered off from my friends and found myself in a carpark. I noticed a huge liquorice allsort driving towards me and Bertie Basset got out. I kinda realised that Bertie was a policeman and my brain went into paranoid fast forward. I decided that I must be being arrested and said, "I'll just get in the back of your car, Officer" Bertie looked at me with disgust, "Not bleeding likely sunshine. Just piss off home ok?"'
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rob, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:34)
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SailingWhere I sail theres a large rough concrete car park that runns about 1/4 of a mile.
We learnt how to jam the front wheel of the three wheeled trailer of a large dingy called a wayfarer.
we then proceeded to use a large sail called a spinnaker to "sail" on the trailer down the car park narrowly avoiding cars etc. which was great fun till the police turned up and cautioned us all. could tell they wanted a go thou.....
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Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Wed 7 Jan 2004, 22:20,
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