Breakin' The Law'I'd taken some mushrooms in a pub,' writes Allen Smithee, 'and things had got a bit odd. People turning into goblins, barstools into toadstools etc. I wandered off from my friends and found myself in a carpark. I noticed a huge liquorice allsort driving towards me and Bertie Basset got out. I kinda realised that Bertie was a policeman and my brain went into paranoid fast forward. I decided that I must be being arrested and said, "I'll just get in the back of your car, Officer" Bertie looked at me with disgust, "Not bleeding likely sunshine. Just piss off home ok?"'
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rob, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:34)
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TobyLong story short:
On piss with mate, both fucked off with life, got very very drunk on all sorts on rank drinks, went on pub crawl through village, more drinks.
Ended up meeting a bloke called Toby at the urinals (as you don't) in third pub, passed out on the table with Toby with his mates.
Came-to some time later to find self lying in pool of own vomit on the village green, with my mate, similarly lying in pool of own chuck a few metres away, with a policeman pressing a mobile phone up to my ear with my dad on the line.
Not good.
Barfed in my Dad's car and everything.
Gawd bless the law. And gawd bless Toby, wherever he is now.
(, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 1:30, Reply)
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