Breakin' The Law'I'd taken some mushrooms in a pub,' writes Allen Smithee, 'and things had got a bit odd. People turning into goblins, barstools into toadstools etc. I wandered off from my friends and found myself in a carpark. I noticed a huge liquorice allsort driving towards me and Bertie Basset got out. I kinda realised that Bertie was a policeman and my brain went into paranoid fast forward. I decided that I must be being arrested and said, "I'll just get in the back of your car, Officer" Bertie looked at me with disgust, "Not bleeding likely sunshine. Just piss off home ok?"'
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rob, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:34)
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shopping trolley bowlingvery simple game,
all you need is a deserted carpark out in sussex, a Renault 5 and a supply of trolleys.
start at 1 end of the carpark with the trolley pushed up against front bumper. lots of acceleration. brake gently sit back and enjoy, you get a strike if it hits a drain or manhole cover and gets airborne.
after a quick game one night we were on our way home only to find 3 police cars, 1 on every exit of the roundabout in front.
pulled over, 'we're received a report about 2 youths in a Renault etc' to which we replied, 'oh lord, you don't think it was us do you?' they checked the bulletproof bumpers that the french need to get by in average traffic, couldn't find a mark and had to let us go.
thank fuck they didn't search the car
(, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 3:29, Reply)
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