Breakin' The Law'I'd taken some mushrooms in a pub,' writes Allen Smithee, 'and things had got a bit odd. People turning into goblins, barstools into toadstools etc. I wandered off from my friends and found myself in a carpark. I noticed a huge liquorice allsort driving towards me and Bertie Basset got out. I kinda realised that Bertie was a policeman and my brain went into paranoid fast forward. I decided that I must be being arrested and said, "I'll just get in the back of your car, Officer" Bertie looked at me with disgust, "Not bleeding likely sunshine. Just piss off home ok?"'
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rob, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:34)
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These stories are so dulland so is mine!
First week on the job as a Graduate Assistant at Television Services at a University. I had a lone weekend shoot and returned to the office to put back the cameras, lights and stuff but entered through the back door rather than front. The alarm went off immediately and I had no clue as to the code to enter to stop it. I called campus police who informed me that officers were already on their way. I opened the front door and waited for them. They arrived with guns drawn. I'll just never forget how I felt as I peered down the dark hallway while they advanced towards me, looking as shit-scared as I was.
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Artamnesia, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 3:43,
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