Breakin' The Law'I'd taken some mushrooms in a pub,' writes Allen Smithee, 'and things had got a bit odd. People turning into goblins, barstools into toadstools etc. I wandered off from my friends and found myself in a carpark. I noticed a huge liquorice allsort driving towards me and Bertie Basset got out. I kinda realised that Bertie was a policeman and my brain went into paranoid fast forward. I decided that I must be being arrested and said, "I'll just get in the back of your car, Officer" Bertie looked at me with disgust, "Not bleeding likely sunshine. Just piss off home ok?"'
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rob, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:34)
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Not me, but my brotherwas investigated by the old bill for murdering a guy in Guildford. Apparently bro had been seen getting into a getaway car with a gun in his pocket. After much arguing from us, the police finally accepted that the getaway car had in fact been driven by my arthritic father (who was collecting bro from college at the time, where he was doing a carpentry course). The gun in the pocket was one of those triangle measuring thingys that carpenters use....
(, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 8:56, Reply)
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