Breakin' The Law'I'd taken some mushrooms in a pub,' writes Allen Smithee, 'and things had got a bit odd. People turning into goblins, barstools into toadstools etc. I wandered off from my friends and found myself in a carpark. I noticed a huge liquorice allsort driving towards me and Bertie Basset got out. I kinda realised that Bertie was a policeman and my brain went into paranoid fast forward. I decided that I must be being arrested and said, "I'll just get in the back of your car, Officer" Bertie looked at me with disgust, "Not bleeding likely sunshine. Just piss off home ok?"'
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rob, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:34)
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not mebut a mate of a mate - rag week stunt at suffolk college in Ipswich. A Jamiroqui space cowboy life sized (eg tiny) cut out is taken hostage and a ransome demand is issued 'all in the name of charadee mate'. for some reason, one of the abductees wrote HELP on a sheet of a1 paper and stuck it to their front room window which looks out onto on a main road.
cue de babylon coming round 'having to investigate just in case'. not sure if the sas got invovled.
doubt it.
(, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 9:59, Reply)
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