Breakin' The Law'I'd taken some mushrooms in a pub,' writes Allen Smithee, 'and things had got a bit odd. People turning into goblins, barstools into toadstools etc. I wandered off from my friends and found myself in a carpark. I noticed a huge liquorice allsort driving towards me and Bertie Basset got out. I kinda realised that Bertie was a policeman and my brain went into paranoid fast forward. I decided that I must be being arrested and said, "I'll just get in the back of your car, Officer" Bertie looked at me with disgust, "Not bleeding likely sunshine. Just piss off home ok?"'
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rob, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:34)
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My first ever postOk. Getting some things straight from the start, this is 100% true, and happened to my mates brother. Right:
Coming back home late one night after the pub, our plucky hero, Chris, can't find his keys. His mates all went home earlier and are now asleep. Not wanting to wake his mates he has a flash of inspiration. If the door is locked, why not go in via the window? As his room was on the ground floor it made sense at the time.
Round he goes to the back of the uni accomodation only to find that his window was closed. No problem, he thinks, takes a run up and jumps/crashes through the glass, miraculously not cutting himself, and falls asleep on his bed.
About half an hour later he is woken up by police searching around his room with flashlights. Curious and still drunk he asks what was going on. Apparently someone from another section of accomodation saw "somebody" break into his room. After hearing the explanation the police soon left throwing phrases such as "waste of police time" and " bloody drunken students" around the room.
It turns out he had left his room door unlocked and that his keys were in his room.
Not a great story but hey
(, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 11:07, Reply)
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