Breakin' The Law'I'd taken some mushrooms in a pub,' writes Allen Smithee, 'and things had got a bit odd. People turning into goblins, barstools into toadstools etc. I wandered off from my friends and found myself in a carpark. I noticed a huge liquorice allsort driving towards me and Bertie Basset got out. I kinda realised that Bertie was a policeman and my brain went into paranoid fast forward. I decided that I must be being arrested and said, "I'll just get in the back of your car, Officer" Bertie looked at me with disgust, "Not bleeding likely sunshine. Just piss off home ok?"'
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rob, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:34)
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...I was about 14 at the time, and i was camping with friends in a neighbours garden (pretty extreme stuff), and next to this garden was a large hotel/pub. So we were loitering round the pub and we noticed a very big window, which looked in on the ladies toilets, so naturally being adolescents we where hanging around there for about 2 hrs.
Then a car came round the corner and we suspected it was the landlord, so we scarpered. Me and the others legged it, the car followed, and just as it came round the corner i jumped into a bush. Upon landing i saw it was a cop car, the type that has police dogs in, (quite good drivers).
Anyway they killed all my friends and they had no idea i was hiding in the bush at the time, watching the slaughter, but they eventually noticed me and took my eyes.. the barstards.
(, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 13:39, Reply)
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