Breakin' The Law'I'd taken some mushrooms in a pub,' writes Allen Smithee, 'and things had got a bit odd. People turning into goblins, barstools into toadstools etc. I wandered off from my friends and found myself in a carpark. I noticed a huge liquorice allsort driving towards me and Bertie Basset got out. I kinda realised that Bertie was a policeman and my brain went into paranoid fast forward. I decided that I must be being arrested and said, "I'll just get in the back of your car, Officer" Bertie looked at me with disgust, "Not bleeding likely sunshine. Just piss off home ok?"'
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rob, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:34)
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About 6 years ago...............myself and a mate (nice fella but a bit of a nutcase) were leaving a nightclub in town when we happened to find ourselves smack bang in the middle of a mass brawl. It looked like the entire street was caught up in swinging punches and stamping heads. The police were using the great crowd control technique of swinging truncheons and putting the odd boot into anyone that looked like part of the brawl.
So we're standing there looking around at the mayhem when the police mistake us for brawlers and pin me against the wall and start swinging at my mate with truncheons. Not standing for this he takes a truncheon off one cop, who shits it in the confusion and backs down. Then he pushes the police off me and we do a runner out of town with a nice souvenir 1998 police truncheon, and a few nasty welts and bruises which we could probably have sued the bastards for. :-)
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Evil Bastardo, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 14:14,
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