Breakin' The Law'I'd taken some mushrooms in a pub,' writes Allen Smithee, 'and things had got a bit odd. People turning into goblins, barstools into toadstools etc. I wandered off from my friends and found myself in a carpark. I noticed a huge liquorice allsort driving towards me and Bertie Basset got out. I kinda realised that Bertie was a policeman and my brain went into paranoid fast forward. I decided that I must be being arrested and said, "I'll just get in the back of your car, Officer" Bertie looked at me with disgust, "Not bleeding likely sunshine. Just piss off home ok?"'
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rob, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:34)
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a tale, of woeI bought a new car two weeks ago, its a honda civic. The last bloke who owned it basically put half of a halfords store's worth of "accessories" on it, including a big, BIG exhaust.
I'd had it an hour before I got pulled over by the police for driving whilst using a mobile, AND having a light out. they would have done me for speeding, but didnt have any firm evidence. Luckily the policewoman had had the same job as me through university, she saw my situation and let me off without any points(just a fine).
And the next day what happens? My fucking employment agency ring me up and tell me i'n sacked! Oh and on further bad luck, since then ive crashed it...TWICE (once into another person)....
BALLS!
(, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 14:29, Reply)
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