Breakin' The Law'I'd taken some mushrooms in a pub,' writes Allen Smithee, 'and things had got a bit odd. People turning into goblins, barstools into toadstools etc. I wandered off from my friends and found myself in a carpark. I noticed a huge liquorice allsort driving towards me and Bertie Basset got out. I kinda realised that Bertie was a policeman and my brain went into paranoid fast forward. I decided that I must be being arrested and said, "I'll just get in the back of your car, Officer" Bertie looked at me with disgust, "Not bleeding likely sunshine. Just piss off home ok?"'
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rob, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:34)
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this guy i kind of know...went to New York a few months ago for his 18th birthday.
While sitting in a mall or cafe a guy rushed passed and dropped a large baggie of weed in his lap.
Before he knew what he was doing he was arrested for possesion and spent his 18th in a new york jail for the night.
Apparently when it was 12 he told the guy next to him it was his birthday and some of them rapped for him (although im not sure thats true).
He was let out the following day.
(, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 20:49, Reply)
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