Breakin' The Law'I'd taken some mushrooms in a pub,' writes Allen Smithee, 'and things had got a bit odd. People turning into goblins, barstools into toadstools etc. I wandered off from my friends and found myself in a carpark. I noticed a huge liquorice allsort driving towards me and Bertie Basset got out. I kinda realised that Bertie was a policeman and my brain went into paranoid fast forward. I decided that I must be being arrested and said, "I'll just get in the back of your car, Officer" Bertie looked at me with disgust, "Not bleeding likely sunshine. Just piss off home ok?"'
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rob, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:34)
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Had a run in with the law in london on a couple of occasions.Myself and a group of mates aoccasionally go up to london to visit a friend and usually end completely drunk. One of our other traditions is to run around Londond going around different tube stations and taking photographs at landmarks armed with random objects. Previous years have included, a cactus, a coffin, running around in drag, completely suited up in black with sunglasses and all. Last time we got stopped as we were going Extreme Ironing. Apparently a person from a museum complained about us extreme ironing on top of one of these pillars and someone else had complained about 'a gang of youths on top of a telephone box armed with an iron.' Needless to say we were lucky that the bloke who pulled up to us had a sense of humour as we got a photo of him outside a tube station.
(, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 23:00, Reply)
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