So many incidents I just had to stop lurking and post my top 3
Here they are

3. THE CHASE

Me and my brother were walking near my friends flat when we decided to pop in and say hello. However, he was not there. We decided to sit on a wall behind his flat and drink a couple of cans of coke we had just bought fromt he shop. After about 2 mins a man comes sprinting round the corner screaming "OOOOIIIIII". Thinking this was some nutcase me and my brother proceed to take off around the front of the flats. Cue another man standing round the front of the block screaming "GOT YOU NOW" as me and my brother ran past him. As quick as a flash my brother said "no you haven't". So we continued running but my brother went one way and me the other down the street. The first man was chasing me. I was outrunning him so easily so I decided that I would throw him off my scent. There was an alleyway just off to the left, obscured by another building. Just before entering this alley there was a van parked up. I decided to pretend to run down the alley but dive behind the van and wait for a couple of seconds before running off down the road again, hopefully being obscured by the van. However, I didnt realise how much distance I put between me and this man and he soon saw me. He was nowhere near the alley. So I carried on running to make my way to a hole in a femnce and certain freedom. So I looked back up the road but couldn't see the man anymore. I thought he had fallen for my trick after all. So I crossed the road and looked back up only to see the man hanging onto the side of a lorry, just like Roger Cook, and pointing me out to the driver and his passengers. I just stood there and laughed my head off. He got off the lorry and ran at me with CS spray in his hand screaming at me to get on the floor. I refused as the floor was dirty. I told him he should of said he was an officer up the road and he woukld never have had to run after me. I also told him he needs to go to the gym. After this I let him handcuff me. I then sat at the side of the road with buses and cars going past looking at me. Supposedly there had been a robbery litteraly 5 minutes before me and my brother got to my friends place and they thought we were the robbers.

2. THE RADIO

There was a large fisticuffs near my house which gained the attention of about 30 police. In my friends and I curiosity we decided to take a look, only to find a police radio on the floor! My friend picked this up and dashed off and immediately started making prank announcements. We were next to an officer so we could hear all of what was being said. He was saying stuff such as "Its QK948, I have been injured....he got me in the bum.... without any KY jelly". Cue laughter from us all and an angry copper screaming at us. We all decided we wanted a go so meet up with our friend and spent the rest of the day making such pranks.

1. THE GUN

I used to have a BB gun, it was a replica so was passable as a real gun. My friend, my brother, and I had spent the afternoon shooting at buses from another friends bedroom window. In the end we got bored and decided to leave. On the way home we got pulled up. I had this BB gun in my inside pocket, loaded up and ready to fire. One officer comes to me and my brother and the other officer takes my friend just up the road. My brother was searched first. All clean. Now it was my turn, I was praying he wouldnt find the gun. Eventually he had searched all my external pockets without even feeling the gun. He then said "have you got an inside pocket" Sh*t I thought, I am gonna get nicked. So if I was gonna go down I was gonna have some fun. So I replied to him and said " yes I do, and I have this" and pulled the gun out like a wild west gunslinger and pointed it straight at him. The officer searching me jumped back whilst the officer searching my friend went sprinting off down the road screaming into his radio. I handed the gun to the officer who was releived to see it was a toy gun. The other officer then came back and cancelled whoever he was calling. They asked me was it loaded. I said no. They asked why I had it and I said I was doing target practice in my friends garden as I want to be a police marksmen when I get older. They gave the gun back to me and sent me on my way without even shouting at me.
Thorougly nice officers they were.
(Clivicus, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 23:11, Reply)