Breakin' The Law'I'd taken some mushrooms in a pub,' writes Allen Smithee, 'and things had got a bit odd. People turning into goblins, barstools into toadstools etc. I wandered off from my friends and found myself in a carpark. I noticed a huge liquorice allsort driving towards me and Bertie Basset got out. I kinda realised that Bertie was a policeman and my brain went into paranoid fast forward. I decided that I must be being arrested and said, "I'll just get in the back of your car, Officer" Bertie looked at me with disgust, "Not bleeding likely sunshine. Just piss off home ok?"'
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rob, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:34)
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not so much run in with the law...but run ins with me.
i work private security in the states, which means we're basicly uniformed thugs that people pay to guard and watch over private property, and do work place security.
once i was working at a postal distrobution hub where we had to check the seals on the trailers and such when one very odd driver pulls up, and just opens his door, and sticks his bare ass out and starts spanking himself. my partner and i just couldnt help but laugh like gits due to the sheer insanity of this all. we should have reported him to dispatch, but becasue we thought it was so damn funny we just couldnt bring ourselves to it.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 17:25, Reply)
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