Breakin' The Law'I'd taken some mushrooms in a pub,' writes Allen Smithee, 'and things had got a bit odd. People turning into goblins, barstools into toadstools etc. I wandered off from my friends and found myself in a carpark. I noticed a huge liquorice allsort driving towards me and Bertie Basset got out. I kinda realised that Bertie was a policeman and my brain went into paranoid fast forward. I decided that I must be being arrested and said, "I'll just get in the back of your car, Officer" Bertie looked at me with disgust, "Not bleeding likely sunshine. Just piss off home ok?"'
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rob, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:34)
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Since I use my real name I'll refrain from my own stories...But an old friend from school (whom we'll call Ian) was out drinking one night in a town far away, and while stumbling home with a friend, they wandered past a shop selling headstones. First they stopped to relax, lean on the headstones, until Ian had the brilliant idea of taking a headstone with them. It was quite heavy, and they managed to get about twenty feet before a few policemen, who had been watching and laughing the whole time, finally stepped out of their car and confronted Ian and his friend. The officers were far too entertained to be really mad at the drunks, especially since they weren't hiding - just sitting in their well-marked police car, a few dozen feet away. But Ian was put on probation for a bit, and hasn't been back to that town since.
He has actually had many run-ins with the law, unfortunately, but that's the only really funny one.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 19:18, Reply)
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