Breakin' The Law'I'd taken some mushrooms in a pub,' writes Allen Smithee, 'and things had got a bit odd. People turning into goblins, barstools into toadstools etc. I wandered off from my friends and found myself in a carpark. I noticed a huge liquorice allsort driving towards me and Bertie Basset got out. I kinda realised that Bertie was a policeman and my brain went into paranoid fast forward. I decided that I must be being arrested and said, "I'll just get in the back of your car, Officer" Bertie looked at me with disgust, "Not bleeding likely sunshine. Just piss off home ok?"'
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rob, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:34)
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Not much but neverthelessThere is a building site near where I lived, me and my friends had been sneaking into it for years without anyone noticing.
Well somebody had been noticing something was going on, they didn't know it was us, and had put up barriers round an easy forest entrance.
Me and my friends were annoyed, very annoyed, so we decided to knock them down one day, we did knock down most of them.
But when we turned around we had noticed a policeman standing there watching us from the gates, starting shouting and jumping over the gates, my friend was stupid enough to say we had done nothing, I didn't hear the rest, I was running in the forest.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 21:18, Reply)
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