Breakin' The Law'I'd taken some mushrooms in a pub,' writes Allen Smithee, 'and things had got a bit odd. People turning into goblins, barstools into toadstools etc. I wandered off from my friends and found myself in a carpark. I noticed a huge liquorice allsort driving towards me and Bertie Basset got out. I kinda realised that Bertie was a policeman and my brain went into paranoid fast forward. I decided that I must be being arrested and said, "I'll just get in the back of your car, Officer" Bertie looked at me with disgust, "Not bleeding likely sunshine. Just piss off home ok?"'
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rob, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:34)
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some time agoMe and two friends of mine walked home from somebodys party. Totally pissed, for sure. Somehow we started to kick some cars outside mirrors. After like a dozen, police came up and stopped two of us (the third took a piss at that time). He asked me: "Okay, how many mirrors did you guys broke". I went "about 5", when my mate (thanks again Christian) went "Don´t believe him, we broke hundreds, thousands, we broke everything..." Then our missing friend get back from taking his piss, sees the police car but not us nor the officer and the .....you guessed it..... kicked the outside mirror of that policecar. (thanks again Peter). We got to drying-cell and convicted to to some social work...
(, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 22:43, Reply)
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