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Freddie Woo sends us a tale of woe which ends: "I could live with being cheated on. What really got me that there was clearly a third person holding the camera, and the arse pummeling up and down sometimes had a tattoo, sometimes it didn't. I moved out that day." Tell us about how a relationship's come crashing down around you.

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:18)
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If there's no grass on the pitch, play ice hockey.

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 17:45, 1 reply)
Nobody under forty has grass on the pitch these days.

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 17:46, closed)
Ladies who don't bow to the phallocentric diktats of suffering to be smooth do.
HTH
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 17:47, closed)
I've only ever known one under-forty granny and I'm pretty certain I never fucked her.
Although at my age it's hard to remember.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 17:51, closed)
Aha, ninja edit.
Reminds me of that chav party with the banner "Happy 30th Birthday, Gran".
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 17:52, closed)
Have I had me tea?

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 17:53, closed)
Aye
I'll put t'kettle on again if y'like, but no sugar this time.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 17:55, closed)
aye not for me neither
I'll be up all night with the wind
(, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 11:24, closed)

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