Break-up StoriesFreddie Woo sends us a tale of woe which ends: "I could live with being cheated on. What really got me that there was clearly a third person holding the camera, and the arse pummeling up and down sometimes had a tattoo, sometimes it didn't. I moved out that day." Tell us about how a relationship's come crashing down around you.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:18)
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We were about 8 years old.I'd wanted to hold her hand for ever and finally it happened.
We sat in silence, sweaty palms pressed together.
I remember looking shyly at her cute little face, wondering if I could pluck up the courage to kiss her and then glancing down to our intertwined fingers and as I did so, noticing how much hairier than my own her arms were.
"Wow" I marveled, "you have gorilla arms"
The over-sensitive bitch dumped me on the spot.
:-(
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Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 12:46,
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Yeah I've just totally rung Yewtree to tell them you abused an 8 year old.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:10,
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They deserve everything they get, the hairy armed teases.(
Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:13,
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