Break-up Stories
Freddie Woo sends us a tale of woe which ends: "I could live with being cheated on. What really got me that there was clearly a third person holding the camera, and the arse pummeling up and down sometimes had a tattoo, sometimes it didn't. I moved out that day." Tell us about how a relationship's come crashing down around you.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:18)
Subjective...
When her definition of you changes from "a wild rock 'n' roll guy with a great sense of humour" to "a serial piss-head who doesn't take anything seriously" a week into the relationship, you know there's no point in continuing.
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SigourneysBeaver took off and nuked the entire site from orbit on, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 12:56,
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Probably a sign that you should grow up.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:04,
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Probably.
But I was only about 22 at the time.
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SigourneysBeaver took off and nuked the entire site from orbit on, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:14,
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Unless she can
change you.
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s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:05,
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That's not subjective. That's before and after she saw your penis.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:07,
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It was after I went on a lunch-time drinking spree
with a Muslim fellow who had only ever had one drink in his entire life up to then. He wanted to see what getting pissed was like...
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SigourneysBeaver took off and nuked the entire site from orbit on, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:17,
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Why would you show a drunk Muslim your penis?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 15:23,
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Comparing foreskins, officer?
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SigourneysBeaver took off and nuked the entire site from orbit on, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 15:23,
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Long term drink problem ^^^^
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:16,
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