Break-up StoriesFreddie Woo sends us a tale of woe which ends: "I could live with being cheated on. What really got me that there was clearly a third person holding the camera, and the arse pummeling up and down sometimes had a tattoo, sometimes it didn't. I moved out that day." Tell us about how a relationship's come crashing down around you.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:18)
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But you did headbutt that guy to death, and then eat his heart. So I heard, anyway.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 0:04,
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Nah, I headbutted his heart out of him then made him eat it.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 0:09,
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If you did that in Scotland, you'd be legally married.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 0:21,
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You'd die of cholestoral poisoning if you ate a Scottish heart(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:01, closed)
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