Get a grip...
If I had £1 for every time AB's reposted one of my stories - I'd be a fucking billionaire!

It's all part of the so called fun. As I asked in my flounce...why do you keep on coming back for more? And why do you give so much about yourself away? You tell your crappy 'stories', deeply personal stories surrounding your family, illness, money etc - with way too much real life detail.

What do you seriously expect the results to be? A big fat love-in where we all feel your pain and help you to grow and become a better person? Seriously, how would you like everyone to behave when you post? I'd be very interested to know.

They say the true definition of madness is doing the same thing time after time after time and expecting a different result. Kinda appropriate here - don't you think?
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 0:26, 1 reply)

I thought you already were a billionaire.

(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 0:28, closed)

Millionaire my friend, millionaire.

( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 0:29, closed)

I thought that particular financial milestone was scheduled for this time next week.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 0:30, closed)

Huge jump in coffee maker sales?

(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 0:34, closed)

Stop it.
Stop taking the piss out of me.

It's not fair. Leave me alone.

I'm telling.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 0:39, closed)

"I'm telling" is always preceded by "AmmmmMMMMMMMMMM, "
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 0:43, closed)

I mean it.
You're all rude about my career. You're rude about my choice of coffee making equipment. You're disrespectful with regards to my hotmail hacking hobby.

I didn't sign up for this.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 0:48, closed)

There's always the
"Emergency Scooter Taxi Service" to fall back on tho, isn't there?
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 0:49, closed)

And you know the worst thing?
The worst thing imaginable? The ultimate in internet hatred?



No one believes a fucking word I say.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 0:57, closed)

Sometimes I think you and I are not so dissimilar.

(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 1:23, closed)

Difference being Liemallow is entertaining and still quite likable due to not being a massive whining prick.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 1:26, closed)

And you know the worst thing?
The worst thing imaginable? The ultimate in internet hatred?

Not one new friend or follow request. :(
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 1:39, closed)

I think you missed my point.
Too subtle?
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 9:42, closed)

don't be too harsh on yourself
most people believed you were a creepy email stalker

it was the trivially disproved twaddle about property and scooters that people scoffed at
(alright alright, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 8:56, closed)

Disproved?
By your kangaroo court of pig-ignorance?

Lol.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 9:41, closed)

you couldn't even remember how many houses you were selling, you fat jew

(alright alright, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 11:44, closed)

Uh, uh......

(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 11:58, closed)

Upset much?

( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 15:49, closed)

devastated

(alright alright, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 16:04, closed)

In reverse order - everyone needs a hobby, I genuinely hope you enjoyed your temporally displaced coffee (that stuff must command quite a premium - I'd buy it myself if I had a property empire), and I'm sure your carer is lovely.

See? We can all get along.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 0:52, closed)