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Freddie Woo sends us a tale of woe which ends: "I could live with being cheated on. What really got me that there was clearly a third person holding the camera, and the arse pummeling up and down sometimes had a tattoo, sometimes it didn't. I moved out that day." Tell us about how a relationship's come crashing down around you.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:18)
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I thought you already were a billionaire.

(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 0:28, 1 reply)
Millionaire my friend, millionaire.

(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 0:29, closed)

I thought that particular financial milestone was scheduled for this time next week.
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 0:30, closed)
Huge jump in coffee maker sales?

(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 0:34, closed)
Stop it.
Stop taking the piss out of me.

It's not fair. Leave me alone.

I'm telling.
(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 0:39, closed)

"I'm telling" is always preceded by "AmmmmMMMMMMMMMM, "
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 0:43, closed)
I mean it.
You're all rude about my career. You're rude about my choice of coffee making equipment. You're disrespectful with regards to my hotmail hacking hobby.

I didn't sign up for this.
(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 0:48, closed)
There's always the
"Emergency Scooter Taxi Service" to fall back on tho, isn't there?
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 0:49, closed)
And you know the worst thing?
The worst thing imaginable? The ultimate in internet hatred?



No one believes a fucking word I say.
(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 0:57, closed)
Sometimes I think you and I are not so dissimilar.

(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 1:23, closed)
Difference being Liemallow is entertaining and still quite likable due to not being a massive whining prick.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 1:26, closed)
And you know the worst thing?
The worst thing imaginable? The ultimate in internet hatred?

Not one new friend or follow request. :(
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 1:39, closed)
I think you missed my point.
Too subtle?
(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 9:42, closed)
don't be too harsh on yourself
most people believed you were a creepy email stalker

it was the trivially disproved twaddle about property and scooters that people scoffed at
(alright alright, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 8:56, closed)
Disproved?
By your kangaroo court of pig-ignorance?

Lol.
(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 9:41, closed)
you couldn't even remember how many houses you were selling, you fat jew

(alright alright, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 11:44, closed)
Uh, uh......

(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 11:58, closed)
Upset much?

(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 15:49, closed)
devastated

(alright alright, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 16:04, closed)

In reverse order - everyone needs a hobby, I genuinely hope you enjoyed your temporally displaced coffee (that stuff must command quite a premium - I'd buy it myself if I had a property empire), and I'm sure your carer is lovely.

See? We can all get along.
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 0:52, closed)

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