Break-up StoriesFreddie Woo sends us a tale of woe which ends: "I could live with being cheated on. What really got me that there was clearly a third person holding the camera, and the arse pummeling up and down sometimes had a tattoo, sometimes it didn't. I moved out that day." Tell us about how a relationship's come crashing down around you.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:18)
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jeeeeesusit's not like she held you down and farted in your face. She passed some gas for fuck sake. MTFU. Headline GIRLS FART TOO
Mrs Duck has farted in bed and held my head under the duvet, now that's classy
(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 14:17, 2 replies)
you nancymy missus couldn't hold me down without a nail gun and winch straps
(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 14:35, closed)
I bow to your manly brawnbut it was more duvet moving than stuffing my head under
as I said classy :D
(, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 10:07, closed)
did she do thatWithin 2 weeks of meeting you?
(, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 16:30, closed)
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