Nothing more to add, but it'd be a crying shame if this didn't make it to 100 replies.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 23:29, 2 replies)

CONGRATULATIONS, USER 2663, AKA "MONSTER MUNCH"!!!
As the 100th contributor to this thread, cementing its reputation as "officially epic", you have won an ALL EXPENSES PAID trip to the north of Eire, in the bucolic and delightful surroundings of County Wicklow. Steeped in history, your destination has played host to many noteworthy individuals - up to and including the great and locally beloved Oliver Cromwell himself! With charming scenery and and a beautiful harbour, the nature-lover in you will not be disappointed. And if you're of a more sporting bent - the town's pedigree could not be more immaculate, claiming both Olympic boxing champion Katie Taylor, and Irish football club Cumann Peile Fánaithe Bhré, winners of the FAI Cup in both 1990 and 1999. Indeed, whilst enjoying the hospitality of the latter, manager Pat Devlin will give you a personal guided tour of the fabled Carlisle Grounds, covering its history, development, and role in the modern game - culminating in an excursion to the club's trophy room, where he will show you where the Bray cup store is.

Once again - MANY CONGRATULATIONS, AND ENJOY YOUR TRIP!
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 0:51, closed)

Is this the part where I give you my bank details?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 8:47, closed)

Don't worry.
We've already got them.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 9:34, closed)

And only thirty of them are Rob Fairholme.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 8:49, closed)

Don't worry Precious
I got your number real early.
I 'm pleased to see that your email spam filters work.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 9:08, closed)

0402 373 841
That number?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 9:21, closed)

At least he hasn't got a mafia uncle like Bou.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 10:07, closed)

I got yet another friend request from Bou only a few weeks back.
They just don't make hysterical obsessives of stern enough stuff in Australia like they do in South Africa.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 10:42, closed)

Ring it.
EDIT: I am glad to see that my hotfrog thingy is still up. There's a few details I may need to update tho. Thanks for cluing me into that shambo. You internet sleuth you.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:57, closed)

You're welcome, grampa toad.
No idea what hot frog is though. Another seedy site where you flirt with pictures of your ex step-daughter?

That's right, search engines. Rob Fairholme of Perth flirts online using his ex-wife's daughter as a profile picture.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:33, closed)

Only been married once that I know of. And I've only got 1 kid, again that I know of.
So sorry, no fucking idea what you're on about there.

I'm intrigued tho about that no. - that's my 2nd sim. I use it mainly for organising sports teams, volunteer stuff and various committees and such. I haven't used it as my main no. for more than a couple of years now.
It'd be nice to know where you found it, if only so I can update it to my current work number.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 20:12, closed)

See, there you go again.
Someone posts a random string of digits: "Oh yeah, that's my mobile number."

You're a fucking idiot, you're massively paranoid about your family's safety but you'll post every single detail you can think of all over the internet and immediately cop to it when someone posts them.

Oh, and it's not a particularly long route from your linkedin profile to here www.truelocal.com.au/business/chairware/woodvale
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 20:47, closed)

It's like taking sweets from a baby.
Then repeatedly bouncing the sweets off the baby's stupid face while it gurns and dribbles and shits itself.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 20:59, closed)

Good man!

(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 21:14, closed)

fuck didn't realise he was a captain of industry
does he wash car windows too?
(alright alright, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:28, closed)

So what you're saying here is that you came over all Marshmallow and found out who everyone is IRL because you felt that your mediocre life and disappointing family were threatened by some anonymous bellends pissing about on the internet?
You really are a paranoid mental attention seeking prick.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 9:58, closed)

I quite like the idea that a provincial computer fix-it guy has 'tested' the email system of a multi-million pound engineering company.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 10:06, closed)

I'm amused that he hasn't figured out that none of us are real and this is all in his head.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 10:25, closed)

^^^ This reply to win

(Eukanuba, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 18:56, closed)