Break-up StoriesFreddie Woo sends us a tale of woe which ends: "I could live with being cheated on. What really got me that there was clearly a third person holding the camera, and the arse pummeling up and down sometimes had a tattoo, sometimes it didn't. I moved out that day." Tell us about how a relationship's come crashing down around you.
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I reckon I can make Cardiff in an hour.You will rue the day.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 23:59,
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My bumhole is covered in VaselineYou'd best get here before it dries out.
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Pleased to meet you Andy.Happy to gaz you my skype name if you want a chat.
You know - since you're ready to go and all.
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ThanksBut I don't want to “cyber” with an Australian, the accent would put me off my stroke.
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Hi AndyMy name is Andy too but i live in Sheffield. Is it true that you can get excellent massive drugs in Cardiff?
p.s Schwafega takes longer to dry and adds a pleasing element of friction to proceedings
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This is the most sinister invasion of the Andies since the days of Pizarro.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 18:34,
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Cardiff does have some excellent drugs from time to time, yesI went to Sheffield once. I saw Ultraviolence at Corporation. That's the extent of my Sheffield-knowledge.
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We have some pretty good pubs and some great breweries too(, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:20, closed)
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