Break-up Stories
Freddie Woo sends us a tale of woe which ends: "I could live with being cheated on. What really got me that there was clearly a third person holding the camera, and the arse pummeling up and down sometimes had a tattoo, sometimes it didn't. I moved out that day." Tell us about how a relationship's come crashing down around you.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:18)
*is stoatally amused*
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:31,
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^weasely the best pun yet.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:34,
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Mustelid always end like this?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 20:09,
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'kine 'ell
You need to marten up your act a bit.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 0:19,
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Wh-otter've I done?
Bloody pun threads.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:09,
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