Strangest break-up ever

Myself, the woman I was seeing at the time, my (female) best friend and another male friend had been enjoying an evening of recreational mood-enhancers, drinking, music, laughter and lunatic dancing. As the evening wore on, we eventually slowed down, and as it was a cold night, ended up under a duvet on the living-room floor.

Somewhat unexpectedly, since they weren't in any way an item, my best friend and the other guy started kissing and cuddling - and then clothes started to come off. So there I was, with my girlfriend, under the same duvet as another couple who were fucking. Naturally, I indicated with the universal language of eyebrows that perhaps we should join in, in one way or another.

At that point, my girlfriend decided that it was the right time to tell me that she wanted to break up. Not because of what was going on under the duvet, but for other longer-standing reasons. Now to be honest I wasn't too bothered, it was a pretty casual relationship, more a friends-with-benefits deal anyway. OK, so I was unexpectedly single, and I'd missed out on a four-way, but that's never been a particular fantasy of mine. We stayed in another room and let the others get on with it, then rejoined them once things seemed to have calmed down.

At which point the phone rang, and out of the blue an ex girlfriend, who I hadn't spoken to or contacted for about 7 months, called up and made it clear that she regretted breaking up with me and would like to get back together.

So I was single for about 10 minutes. Arranged to meet up with the ex, put down the phone and carried on the evening as if nothing had happened - though perhaps with a slightly startled expression...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:42, 7 replies)

star wars?

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:45, closed)

I once had an evening with a university colleague and his missus that ended with her bumfucking him with a strap-on jack.
There was somehow no point in the proceedings where it would have been polite to make my excuses and leave.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:49, closed)

Yeah but did you have to film it and send it to his mum?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:51, closed)

They asked him to. That's why it would have been rude to have left halfway through.

(Woodlouse say it with flowers. Send her a Triffid, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 12:13, closed)

Given that they'd seemingly invited me for sordid voyeur kicks
they'd probably have made me Best Man if I did that.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 12:45, closed)

AB and WW
throw the best parties.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 13:49, closed)

Your name is Jack
AICMFP
( wakeupandsmellthebacon, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 12:24, closed)