Break-up StoriesFreddie Woo sends us a tale of woe which ends: "I could live with being cheated on. What really got me that there was clearly a third person holding the camera, and the arse pummeling up and down sometimes had a tattoo, sometimes it didn't. I moved out that day." Tell us about how a relationship's come crashing down around you.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:18)
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We used to live next to a donkey sanctuaryand the inmates often arrived in a state of distress. Rescued from cruel owners or left abandoned in fields, they would be completely lost in their new environment. Often we could hear them hee hawing right through the night and we got little sleep.
At the time our relationship was under stress anyway (another qotw some other time) and this constant disturbance drove us over the edge.
My GF left and I was alone with the donkeys.
I tried to resolve the situation with my neighbour but far from being concerned he said he was proud that his donkeys made so much noise. He said he had held a competition and given a trophy to the loudest one.
And that's my bray cup story.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:58,
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