Break-up Stories
Freddie Woo sends us a tale of woe which ends: "I could live with being cheated on. What really got me that there was clearly a third person holding the camera, and the arse pummeling up and down sometimes had a tattoo, sometimes it didn't. I moved out that day." Tell us about how a relationship's come crashing down around you.
( , Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:18)
Freddie Woo sends us a tale of woe which ends: "I could live with being cheated on. What really got me that there was clearly a third person holding the camera, and the arse pummeling up and down sometimes had a tattoo, sometimes it didn't. I moved out that day." Tell us about how a relationship's come crashing down around you.
( , Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:18)
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It's quite reasonable to wish your girlfriend dead...
to avoid having to break up with her.
( , Wed 18 Sep 2013, 20:13, 16 replies)
to avoid having to break up with her.
( , Wed 18 Sep 2013, 20:13, 16 replies)
Doesn't have the alliteration of 'Liemallow'
But you never know...people may run with it.
( , Wed 18 Sep 2013, 20:24, closed)
But you never know...people may run with it.
( , Wed 18 Sep 2013, 20:24, closed)
Nah.
The vowels clash that way round.
But like I said...you might get some traction.
( , Wed 18 Sep 2013, 20:42, closed)
The vowels clash that way round.
But like I said...you might get some traction.
( , Wed 18 Sep 2013, 20:42, closed)
Ha!
I'm totally calling him The Boxer from now on. If I remember. Which I won't.
( , Thu 19 Sep 2013, 8:57, closed)
I'm totally calling him The Boxer from now on. If I remember. Which I won't.
( , Thu 19 Sep 2013, 8:57, closed)
Surely you just hack into her email, dig up some dirt, confront her with it and leave in disgust (I'm the moped)?
Seriously, between the property fortune, coffee from the future, and your 1337 having skills, your life must be a breeze.
( , Wed 18 Sep 2013, 20:21, closed)
Seriously, between the property fortune, coffee from the future, and your 1337 having skills, your life must be a breeze.
( , Wed 18 Sep 2013, 20:21, closed)
Android.
Good to know that other brands of mobile OS can fuck up predictive text, too, though.
THIS HAS BEEN A PAID ANNOUNCEMENT BY MICROSOFT.
( , Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:07, closed)
Good to know that other brands of mobile OS can fuck up predictive text, too, though.
THIS HAS BEEN A PAID ANNOUNCEMENT BY MICROSOFT.
( , Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:07, closed)
You should stick to HP.
The tax perks are better and at the end of the term you own a knackered old model that you can flog on Autotrader.
( , Wed 18 Sep 2013, 20:48, closed)
The tax perks are better and at the end of the term you own a knackered old model that you can flog on Autotrader.
( , Wed 18 Sep 2013, 20:48, closed)
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