Break-up StoriesFreddie Woo sends us a tale of woe which ends: "I could live with being cheated on. What really got me that there was clearly a third person holding the camera, and the arse pummeling up and down sometimes had a tattoo, sometimes it didn't. I moved out that day." Tell us about how a relationship's come crashing down around you.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:18)
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I broke up this morning (der nerrr ner ner)My woman done left me (der nerrr ner ner)
You do the rest I can't be bothered.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:51,
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couldn't be bothered to go to the loo (refrain)so I shit in the bed instead - I got the shit in the bed blues.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:03,
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