First
. . Itty bitty titties
()() Little breasts
(.)(.) Nice breasts
(o)(o) Perfect breasts
(D)(D) Bullets
(O)(O) Handful breasts
(~0~)(~0~) Stretch mark breasts
\o/.\o/ Grandma's breasts
[o][o] Breasts during a mammogram
* ^ * Flat chest
(+0(+0) Fake silicone breasts
(*)(*) High nipple breasts
(@)(@) Big nipple breasts
oo A cups
{O}{O} D cups
(^)(^) Cold breasts
(justin(e), Thu 6 May 2010, 13:22, 6 replies)

i think
it's spelled "first".
(Hernandez Fiendish probably won't be here until at least, say, Thu 6 May 2010, 13:23, closed)

spelling
It's spelt with hands bashing at the keyboard. but MAYBE you are right.
(justin(e), Thu 6 May 2010, 13:25, closed)

either way
kudos to you
(Hernandez Fiendish probably won't be here until at least, say, Thu 6 May 2010, 13:27, closed)

well done
twat.

And I thought your response to Hernandez Fiendish's Nemesis post was awful. You truly are a cunt - and not in a good way. Definitely no maybes in that.
( @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:48, closed)

Fair Point
The beauty of t' interweb is that if you post self-pitying sentiments you are not always going to get a whole bundle of warm fuzzies from everyone. Every now and then a reality check is needed. You always have a choice. But I guess it cuts both ways - ehh funtcuck.
(justin(e), Fri 7 May 2010, 15:54, closed)

(o)(o)(o)
don't forget alien breasts
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:59, closed)

I was going to quote that line from Total Recall
but as it has Arnie in it all I can think of is "GET TO DA CHOPPAAAA!!!"
(Mmmmminty all the beatles are aliens except for George, Thu 6 May 2010, 20:07, closed)

That's quite possibly the best line in a film ever

(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Thu 6 May 2010, 20:43, closed)