I was playing in
a game of American Football a few years ago with some mates in London. I threw a pass to one of the girl playing and smacked her right on the (right hand side)boob. It wasn't my fault, they (her boobs) were big targets plus she could have easily caught it as it was a decent pass.

A few weeks ago it was my girlfriend's nan's 80th birthday and her family were throwing a party for her. I spent most of the evening trying to throw peanuts/bits of paper down the cleavage of my girlfriends sister. Her brother thought it was funny and joined in.
( Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:01, Reply)