It's only in recent months that I have discovered the full joy of breasts
Before having a baby, they were just big lumps of flesh on my chest, of no use to anyone (although mr vitamin c was rather fond of them). Since baby was born, they make milk. And if I aim right, I can spray it across the room, hitting mr vitamin c when he's rude about (for example) my cooking abilities. Which is far more socially acceptable than his attempts to spray me in the face with his milky fluids.
( ascorbate, Thu 6 May 2010, 16:22, 6 replies)

ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew god no

( Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 6 May 2010, 16:23, closed)

Nice!
You can spray milk.
He can spray filthy man fat.

But which will go further?

Only one way to find out...
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 6 May 2010, 16:46, closed)

definitely milk
oli is a good name btw
( ascorbate, Thu 6 May 2010, 17:38, closed)

Have you siphoned them?
I used to watch Mrs T's nips elongate and contract and suddenly find myself in a massive trance.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 6 May 2010, 16:46, closed)

do you mean expressing milk?
if so, then yes, I do it every day at work. it's such fun.
( ascorbate, Thu 6 May 2010, 17:38, closed)

*something witty about 'Express Dairies'*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 May 2010, 21:28, closed)