I don't have any hilarious breast related anecdotes,
however I am aware of the acute embarrassment that can be caused when making smalltalk in polite company, you suddenly find yourself short of a comic term for German breasts. Therefore I propose a handy cut out and keep list. You can never have too many so please add your own.

Teutonic titties
Fraulein's funlumps
Baden-Baden bazookas
Munchengladbaps
(Cave Duck, Thu 6 May 2010, 17:10, 9 replies)

Hmm
Oktoberbrests?
(MightyRob, Thu 6 May 2010, 17:18, closed)

Excellent.
* writes down with the intent of passing off as his own*

Also, Kaiserslautern Cock Valley
(Cave Duck, Thu 6 May 2010, 17:23, closed)

Dusseldorf Domes
Jerry Jugs
(Cave Duck, Thu 6 May 2010, 17:29, closed)

Garmisch-Partenkirchen gazongas
and Mecklenburg-Vorpommern mammaries.

Or are we not going to do Länder?
(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Thu 6 May 2010, 17:35, closed)

hmmm
Pert Panzer petrusions

Prob not enough german in that one
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 6 May 2010, 17:41, closed)

"Or are we not going to do Länder?"
What and pass up Lower Saxony Sex Sacks?
Of course we are.
(Cave Duck, Thu 6 May 2010, 17:53, closed)

Munchengladbaps?
Munchenglad-rack works better, doesn't it?
( Dervel OTBC, Fri 7 May 2010, 8:52, closed)

It does if you like the word rack. To my mind, it's too hard-sounding to be used to describe the squashy smashingness of breasts.
Potsdam Pleasure Paps
(Cave Duck, Fri 7 May 2010, 10:02, closed)

Moepse!
Its German slang for breasts and is also the word to describe pugs, french bulldogs and other little wheezy flat faced dogs.

Or you could always call em Bratwurst Baps
(placenta pug life, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:44, closed)