Coping a Feel at Work
I was a 23 year old fairly new Radiographer working in Cardiff, and was x-raying a shoulder (? Arthritis, so the lady was not in the first flush of youth).

I called in the lady, who was wearing a purple velor shell suit, as can be found in Lidls, or indeed any supplier of shit clothing.

Once I have done the obligatory ID check, she tells me that she had no clips, hooks or necklaces on, I figure the cheap, thin material should pose no issue for my x-rays, and decide not to change her into a gown.

Once she is stood in font of me, I need her to turn 25-30 degrees towards the affected side, so I do what I always did up to that day, and place my hands on the alar of her iliac bones (the top of her pelvis), a handy, safe place that will allow you to move the patient exactly where you need them to go.

And realized that I had my hands on her breasts, which were on her pelvis. She didn't wear a bra, because she would have needed a pair of sown up windsocks. Think Mrs Cokesondic from South Park. In my shock I look up, and she gives me a wink.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!
(micmac is happy as a pig in shite, Thu 6 May 2010, 20:28, 4 replies)

She probably did it on purpose...
She was probably flicking herself raw for months with you in her wank bank...
( TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 6 May 2010, 20:37, closed)

Eurgh
But also top quality LOLs young man!
(RVD420 has his world coming down on, Wed 12 May 2010, 11:03, closed)

Hahahaha!
Excellent.
(Just a girl., Thu 6 May 2010, 20:59, closed)

That's nasty.
Also, TheMatinAHat's reply deserves clickage!
(anvil, Thu 6 May 2010, 21:25, closed)