i miss my boobs
2 years ago, i had magnificent boobs. 50JJ, if you must know. bras cost me £20 each, men looked at my boobs instead of my face, i could fit a full toilet roll in my cleavage without anyone noticing. i fucking loved my boobs.
unfortunately, the size of my norks was largely due to the size of the rest of my body, which was far larger than the average bear. something had to give.
so, i had weight reduction surgery. it has been a huge success, apart from my poor baps, which have now shrunk to a 36C and resemble spaniel's ears.
god, i miss my tits.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 May 2010, 21:39, 4 replies)

I'd still ignore your face and stare at your tits
coz I'm sensitive like that
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 6 May 2010, 22:24, closed)

so gallant!

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 May 2010, 23:00, closed)

50jj?!
I'm having sympathy back pain *ouch*
(ToysForBigBoys would spread her legs for Nick Clegg., Fri 7 May 2010, 10:04, closed)

i couldn't walk more that 50 yards
without having to stop and rest my back. i still want them back, though
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:23, closed)