Once, I espied a girl with the most cracking bust ever
I was so distracted I stumbled and fell wholesale towards her, my flailing left arm squashing into her boob on the way down.

I felt a right tit.

But seriously folks, I do have a good story about breasts, it's just my esteemed brother sails these waters so he might see it. Should I tell it anyway?
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Thu 6 May 2010, 22:16, 3 replies)

Yeah why not

(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Thu 6 May 2010, 22:27, closed)

If you're likely to get a punch on the nose, think very hard about it
and then post.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 7 May 2010, 9:35, closed)

Yes, for three reasons.
1) That's my joke you just used, so you owe it to me.

B) I know far more embarrassing things about you than you could possibly post here, so first you don't need to worry about humiliating yourself in front of me and second if you don't post I will think of something.

III) I like breasts.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Sat 8 May 2010, 16:13, closed)