A pair to die for
Many years ago I was on holiday with friends in Newquay, surfing in the day, getting wasted in the evenings and trying to locate a 'lucky lady' to share the evening with.

After a fruitless few days, whilst paddling out on my board groggy from the night before I noticed a bikini clad brunette with an amazing body and the most incredible tits I had ever seen sitting on her board.

Transfixed on her barely restrained beauties, I stopped paddling and hopped off the board a short distance away. Whilst deciding how to strike up a conversation, she cast a concerned look at me a fraction of a second before my board got smashed into my face by a particularly large wave.

The next thing I remember is being on the beach, face covered in blood with a burly lifeguard six inches from my face...
(nuclear_monkey, Fri 7 May 2010, 4:21, 1 reply)

Smooth. Hang ten good buddy.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 7 May 2010, 7:03, closed)