Magic disappearing breasts
As might be fairly clear, given the choice, physically I like a woman with a nice big wobbly pair of breasts :). Porn wise I tend to watch well endowed women in a variety of suitably athletic acts, especially a decent tit wank.

You'd therefore expect my first girlfriend to have norks reaching into space. Nope - almost flat chested. I had a lot of fun, but not much of it was breast related.

Following girlfriend 1, was a very nice fling. She was great and had huge breasts. At this stage I must have lost my tit wank virginity surely? Alas, circumstances were not smiling on me and that did not happen.

On to girlfriend 2 and the Magic Disappearing Breasts(TM). I'd known her for a while and enjoyed chatting. As anyone keen on breasts is wont to, there were some subtle glances down her (quite open) top when she wasn't looking. It was like looking into an empty black chasm rather than fleshy Elysium fields of breast pleasure.

I wasn't sure if she fancied me, but this was rapidly corrected after being encouraged into a very close hug and a snog. I could feel her warm chest pressing against me as we kissed, but resolved myself to future bedroom fun sans boobage.

Following some drinks with friends she retired to mine for more drinkies. Kissing started, and after a while my hands started to move round from her back to the front. At this point she unbuttoned her top, revealing not a bra, but a close cropped black top - this rapidly came off too.

Spoing! Instead of the flat chest I was expecting, a bouncy pair of 34Ds lay before me. Tight vest tops really are quite effective at squashing down even large breasts.

I was more than a little surprised, but it rapidly turned to more fun, ending in spaff travelling pleasurably down the cleavage canal.

Just like you can't accurately tell what a guy has in his pants, it's not always possible to judge a lady's shelf supply, either.
(EssY, Fri 7 May 2010, 15:22, 2 replies)

The moral
to the story is don't judge a breast by it's cover.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 7 May 2010, 15:34, closed)

you can tell what a man has in his pants
it's his legs
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 19:55, closed)