Breasts
Your stories on The Devil's Pillows, please.
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( , Thu 6 May 2010, 13:21)
Your stories on The Devil's Pillows, please.
Suggested by PsychoChomp
( , Thu 6 May 2010, 13:21)
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Bra tester...
My first girlfriend was blessed was some rather awesome 34EE's.
Being young and less argumentative, I was often dragged around shops with her in search of bras/bikinis which involved endless miles around the west end and her trying on thousands upon thousands of garments.
It was then genius struck; I discovered that my head was exactly the same size as my loverly lady's boobs. Hence, the need for her to actually try them on was eliminated as all we had to do was see if my head fit in the cup of the bra - if so, we had a winner.
Made shopping more entertaining all round...
...and I still get a Bravissmo catalogue in the post every now and again, despite not having bought anything from them in nearly 8 years.
Still, pretty girls are in it so every cloud and all that jazz...
Lenght; negligable, Volume; copius...
( , Fri 7 May 2010, 16:29, Reply)
My first girlfriend was blessed was some rather awesome 34EE's.
Being young and less argumentative, I was often dragged around shops with her in search of bras/bikinis which involved endless miles around the west end and her trying on thousands upon thousands of garments.
It was then genius struck; I discovered that my head was exactly the same size as my loverly lady's boobs. Hence, the need for her to actually try them on was eliminated as all we had to do was see if my head fit in the cup of the bra - if so, we had a winner.
Made shopping more entertaining all round...
...and I still get a Bravissmo catalogue in the post every now and again, despite not having bought anything from them in nearly 8 years.
Still, pretty girls are in it so every cloud and all that jazz...
Lenght; negligable, Volume; copius...
( , Fri 7 May 2010, 16:29, Reply)
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