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One of my exes was a largish woman (larger than me, which is a fucking cake eating achievement) but had tiny breasts, the gods weren't kind on her. Even with the amount of pie & pasty based material she ate, you'd think some would find a way to help protrude her mammary glands. Not so.

She was a manipulative cunt at the best of times, hence the overall rudeness of this message, and in the end decided to have an op to enchance her bust, and she ordered an E cup.

This was back when it wasn't on the NHS, so bless her she smashed open her penny jar & counted up the money.

Being a bloke, I've no idea how much breast enlargement surgery is, but imagine the op was £2000, she had £1000. Enough effectively for one breast.

Which is what she fitted. The private doctors did try & talk her out of it but alas patient always has the choice.

It was fine out on the street, as tissue paper & socks padded out the other side, but by goodness it was odd looking at au naturale.
(rhyswynne - on every social network mullarkey known to man, Sat 8 May 2010, 10:01, 1 reply)

Lots of women have one large, stupid-looking tit.
Then they divorce him.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sat 8 May 2010, 12:16, closed)