A Chippy in Huyton near Liverpool.....
.....a buxom young lass is serving the queue as I get to the front.

Buxom young lass: "What you having?"
Me: "Fish and tits please?"

I never went back.
( The only Dave is pushing things forward, Sat 8 May 2010, 12:18, 3 replies)

Ice Cream Van
I once asked an icecream lady for a 69... then relayed the story at a later date to an icecream man in the same van, only to find out who I thought was his wife, was infact his daughter!!

Extremely nice double scoops though!!!
(the_icks has the sweet essence of giraffe, Sat 8 May 2010, 14:05, closed)

Outstanding......
I'm gonna purposely do that
( The only Dave is pushing things forward, Sun 9 May 2010, 14:05, closed)

excellent!
actual spilt drink for that. Cheers
(Kip, Mon 10 May 2010, 12:47, closed)