toss your cookies
I said there was a third.

This one is also distasteful. The rat was between a nice pair of young ones and the Papillon story was just a bit nasty and quite scary. This one is just laughable so I'll keep it brief:

It, once again, features an older woman (this time well into her dotage). She had brought a King Charles Spaniel in for examination and on close inspection there was a high degree of suspicion that this dog was suffering with a form of parasitic mange. As this can be zoonotic (transmissible to humans), I duly asked if she (the owner) had any suspicious symptoms of little red itchy spots. The answer was verbal and visual: She lifted up her blouse and said "Oh yes dear, right here, have a look". Fortunately this was a brief encounter, and I could then get on with the more useful job of making sure she took her ailment to her GP.

Thats about it; three tales, and hopefully never to be repeated.
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Sun 9 May 2010, 10:26, Reply)