Wish I had taken a picture!
On our flight to Vegas last Monday, there was a woman aged around 50 onboard. She was wearing fishnet stockings, a skirt that was more like a postage stamp, and she had full sleeve tattoos on her arm.
She had obvious extensions in her blonde hair, but the outstanding thing that had everybody sniggering was her obvious breasticle enhancements. They were fucking huge. In a bad way. This woman was skinnier than me and looked totally off balance!
Me and the boyfriend chortled quite loudly when she got on, the girl across the aisle from me sniggered and then started laughing, and the guy next to me was trying hard not to laugh until he saw our expressions. In his words...which only made us laugh harder..."it's obviously female, but why in the hell does she think she looks sexy?"

Coming home on Thursday, same guy sat next to us, 3 other people that were on the outgoing flight behind us, and the girl across the aisle all cracked up....the same woman got on, but this time one of her tits had popped out as she was trying to get her luggage in the overhead bin....it was then we realized she had sticky tape over her nipples. God knows why, but you've never seen a bunch of strangers laughing so hard with tears running down their eyes.........
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 10 May 2010, 13:35, 2 replies)

You should have taken a picture!

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:22, closed)

Carry on Vegas :D

(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Mon 10 May 2010, 14:43, closed)