I was going out with this girl - she was a bit older - and a lot taller - than me, and she said
"D'ya wanna suck on me tits?"

But, I loved her and all, so I said no, 'cos I thought I wouldn't be any good at it, and I was sure loads of other people had sucked on them before.

(7 points)
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:34, 2 replies)

"This is England"

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:36, closed)

This is England

(Shippy likes linebreaks and doesn't care what you think, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:57, closed)