Me mam's funbags under close scrutiny
Close to the end of last year, me mam goes to a private health clinic to have her Bristols checked for any lumps etc. She is ushered into a room with some youngish male doctor who asks if it is ok for him to be the examiner, or if she would want a female doctor/nurse to perform the check.

She's pushing 60 now, so she wasn't really fussy with it and said it's not a problem (the slut lol). She opens her blouse and out pop her "Oh-are-tits'n'bra". A few seconds later she's sitting on the bench feeling akward with her baps on display.

He sticks some gloves on and starts checking away. After a few really uncomfortable seconds, just to break the ice 'n' all, the nice doc decides to ask "Oh by the way, how is Jeccius? I was in school with him ya know."
"Oh errrr..."

Apparently she was a bit freaked by this; that's the kind of detail that you'd expect to hear BEFORE you whap your hammock out in front of your doc and have them examined.

Laughed like fuck when she told me about it later though :)

'ickle RP
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:25, Reply)