Oookay.
I'll ask her to give it a go. There's not much in it for the lady though is there? Perhaps I'll just make it part of the foreplay...
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:27, 1 reply)

I asked my girlfriend for a tit-wank once. She said "how you going to make that feel good for me?"

I said: "Just before I cum, I'll stop punching you in the face."
(god_is_a_ghoti Carpe Deum., Wed 12 May 2010, 13:38, closed)

Bad man!
Far kinder to just chloroform her.

PS God is DEFINITELY a fish. Don't be afraid to make that final leap of faith.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:25, closed)