Sigh...
I'm 31 now, and I've still never had a proper soapy tit wank. I've had plenty of dry bunny rubs, and very nice they are too, but given that the idea of a nice soapy diddy ride has been my favourite untried proclivity since I first heard about it as a callow youth, it's a bit disappointing.

I think I'd rather have a soapy tit wank than a full penetrative fuck. Especially if the tits are as perfect as the pair I was obsessed with when I was at school. Her shirt potatoes still haunt my dreams. A nice moist STW from her would have left me able to die a happy man.

Mmmm... soapy.
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 10 May 2010, 21:50, 4 replies)

soap
The thing about soap is that it can effectively remove the mucus you keep up your Jap's eye... so when go for a post-pearlnecklace piss it burns like you're pissing acid.

Use KY or babyoil - the latter can be poured over the whole body for a nice wet look, too !!
(airbiscuit last dropped a meaty one in the lift on, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:26, closed)

Why don't you just have a soapy tit wank?

( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Tue 11 May 2010, 18:19, closed)

Oh yeah...
I hadn't thought of that. I want some money, too, so perhaps I'll just go to a fucking bank and help myself.
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Wed 12 May 2010, 21:47, closed)

Haaaang on...
Sounds like you've convinced yourself that there isn't a single, presentable female in the world prepared to give you a titwank, despite the fact that plenty have given you dry diddy rides.

Did something awful/disfiguring happen to you since your last dry one? If so, use your disability allowance to pay for a nice, long, soapy boob-fuck. If not, you can't honestly compare the odds of getting one to pulling off a successful bank-raid!
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:17, closed)